Rodney Dangerfield used to say, "I don't get no respect." English majors and heavy readers have adopted his complaint as their own--after swapping the "no" for any.
Have you corrected song lyrics before belting them out? Picked up a Sharpie to add or cross out apostrophes on restaurant menus? Lectured anyone within earshot on the correct uses of they're, there, and their?
Congratulations. You're a candidate for the following quiz, A Self Test for Literature Abusers. Here's the link. http://www.betatesters.com/penn/litabuse.htm
Whew! Sobering. Not to worry, though, because interpreting Shakespeare's a growth industry. Don't believe me? Click http://static.happyplace.com/assets/images/2011/08/4e4d344166ce2.png